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U2: Will Pop Stardom
Ruin a Band That Parodies the Parody? I'm leaving my car on my way to the Arena when I notice
a giant charter bus pull up and about fourty, thirty-somethings pour out into
the street for a group photo. After some whooping and cheering the crowd leaves
to the show. I walk up to the bus driver. True to the description on the side
of the bus as a self-proclaimed land yacht, the driver is decked out in sea
captain gear. On my way to the back entrance of the Arena I pass by radio row. 104 FOG, Mix 106, 98.5 KFOX, 104.8 Channel and Star 101.3 are all out today, each one blasting their music from their 8 by 8 foot booth. In front of radio row is the local anti-rock Christian brigade that have become a standard fixture at all Bay Area shows. One is holding a huge six-foot sign that says "Beware Drunkards, Fornicators, Thieves, Adulterers, Idolaters and Queers." I pause at the use of such a contemporary word as "queer" in the midst of such antiquated biblical King's English. I imagine the meeting where that one was decided. "No John, not homosexual, we use the word queer now…
it's much more inclusive. Plus it appeals to the MTV youth. We don't want
to appear too stodgy you know." "Okay the stage is here and coming off from each side of the stage is the top of a heart-shaped catwalk. Inside the heart is the audience as well as around the outside of the heart. There's a narrow path that follows the catwalk for the photographers and security. For the first song the band is lit by the house lights only. For the second and third songs the lights go down and Bono comes down the right side of the heart while the Edge comes down the left. They make their way to the bottom of the heart where they'll do this mock bullfight routine where Bono makes little horns with his fingers and the Edge makes feedback sounds on his guitar" Now, we all know that the big, expensive Arena rock shows are well planned and heavily scripted. From the lights down to the number of encores, everything is on a tight schedule. But when the details of the "improv" routines are spelled out in dispassionate outline form, it's downright comical, yet, intriguing. I imagine a debriefing room where Bono and Band wait patiently. A tall man in a dark suit and sunglasses enters the room. "OK Bono, here's the situation, tonight you're in San Jose CA. The last time you played here was in a High School gym, so be sure to reminisce about that. Our ticket sales indicate that the majority are not from the city of San Jose but from the surrounding towns, so it would be good idea to mention those as well." The man hands Bono a list. Bono grabs a pen and begins to write on the palm of his hand. "Hello Oakland, Hello Sunnyvale…Hello Los Gatos..." "Our focus group studies indicate that the Bob Marley references are still popular so be sure to work in one or two during the first set …and the "fan" who hands you the Irish flag during Sunday Bloody Sunday will be to your left wearing a red hat. His code name is COBRA... oh, and please don't drop the flag, the backup one was destroyed at the Alabama show." I'm waiting at the bottom of the catwalk with the rest
the photographers and begin to scan the arena. Directly across the other side
of the catwalk, about eight feet away, is the general mission audience. About
every six feet stands a security guard in a bright yellow windbreaker. I notice
one person with a camera, then another and then another. I start counting
and estimate that every other person has a camera, some whit professional
gear better than mine. One guy stands on his toes so I can see him over the
security's shoulder. P.J. Harvey opens the show and a handful of us decided to take some shots. I'm completely unfamiliar with her work, but it's enjoyable enough. She plays her first song solo. Her stage makeup, glittery dress a tiny frame are contrasted buy a certain fierceness, an unspoken confidence in her persona that is quite appealing. Of course, she's just the opening band so the Arena is half empty with people who are mostly biding time till U2. After a short break, U2 casually takes the stage. The house lights are left on and the effect is exhilarating and disorientating at the same time. Without stage specific lighting everyone in the Arena is lit equally, each face standing out on its own, yet anonymous at the same time. As scheduled, the house lights go down for the second song and Bono and Edge make their way down the catwalk. Bono, of course, is posing and preening the entire way, stopping every couple of steps to caress the outstretched hands, roll on the floor and seduce the MTV camera crew. The Edge concentrates on his chords and watches Bono out of the corner of his eye so as not to reach the bottom of the catwalk before him. This continues for another hour and a half with some minor variations. So back to the question. Could I enjoy a show by a band that seems so cynical, calculated and enthralled by its ability to manipulate its image and audience. Sure, much in the same way I can enjoy a good pro wrestling match. Just because it's fake, doesn't mean it's not entertaining. Just check your brain at the door and go along for the ride. Photo Gallery clay@picslive.com
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